Dear Jack: My Husband Tosses and Turns like a Cement Mixer
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Chapel Hill, NC – Within moments of publishing our first Dear Jack column, we received this via email from Phyllis in Chapel Hill:
Dear Jack,
Your column hit the nail on the head: my husband does indeed roll around in bed like a cement mixer.
Am I too sensitive? Or is there a way for me to get a better night’s sleep?
It’s gotten so bad I dream I’m pouring the foundation of a skyscraper on Franklin Street. Please help.
Phyllis
Chapel Hill, NC
Dear Phyllis,
It’s stories like these that break my heart. Save your marriage and reclaim your dreams with a proper mattress.
You see, your husband’s nocturnal rotations shouldn’t disturb your sleep. Modern mattresses absorb the disturbance when your partner rolls over.
In fact, we sell special Low-Partner Disturbance mattresses. These fine products are tuned to adapt to different sleeping styles.
Don’t lose another night’s sleep, Phyllis. Grab your husband and come on down to The Better Sleep Store in Chapel Hill or Durham. Let someone else pour the cement.
Best regards,
Jack Moody
The Better Sleep Store
Chapel Hill, NC